can you hold a donkey?
Kid 2: *out of nowhere* Dad, can you hold a donkey?
Dad: WHAT? No? What.
Dad: *looks at me* Why would he want to know if I can hold a donkey??
Me: I think the more important question is, CAN you hold a donkey?
Me: I mean, just think. If you did not have kids, nobody would be concerned with your donkey-holding status. And what kind of life is that?